My name's Mariah. I talk about my boyfriend a lot.
Anonymous asked: how often do you masturbate


Answer:

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

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deepblank:

odinsblog:

#MyNYPD (Part I)

there comes a point when the system satirises itself

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lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

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Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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Black sitcom ensembles from the 90s: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Cosby Show, Family Matters, A Different World, Sister, Sister, Living Single, Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper, The Steve Harvey Show, Martin, Smart Guy, The Jamie Foxx Show, Moesha, The Parent ‘Hood, In The House

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broadwaydivaintraining:

ways to win my affection:

  • watch musicals with me
  • serenade me with a sondheim song
  • watch more musicals with me

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