castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
JDHGFJ IT’S BACK
(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang)
NO WERE NOT DOING HTIS
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
i just ate a whole bowl of cinnamon toast crunch before i realized that wasn’t what i truly wanted
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones)
Everybody wants to be black
Until they bring out the dogs,
And hoses.
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Elizabeth Antoinette (via elizabeth-antoinette)
Damn.
(via thinkspeakstress)
Said and said.
(via nappyminds)lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
Street harassment is not a compliment.
Find shit like that so disrespectful.
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